nickngreg:

Doc Robbins: “ABC piping is sometimes used to replace bones that have been donated for transplants.”
Keppler:  “So that the body looks right at open casket?”
Doc Robbins: “Right.”

Greg: “They use umbrellas and broomsticks for that, too?”
Doc Robbins: “Not that I’ve seen.”

Nick: “Looks like the long bones are gone … ditto for the spine … tendons and cartilage … most major veins … phew.”

Grissom: “And for our new CSI level 3: 411A - recovered stolen vehicle at McCaren. Nick, 402: possible arson at the Burger Giant.” 
Nick: “There goes the night. Why don’t we all meet up at the coffee shop after work, level 3 over here is gonna buy.”

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Grissom: “Riley, 425: suspicious remains at the city dump.”
Riley: “Awesome. Trash run for the low man on the totem pole.” 
Greg: “I promise not to abuse my power over you.” 
Nick: “Watch your back, Riley.” 

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GIMME!

GIMME!

Greg:  “This is nastier than I thought.  It’s ricin, a biotoxin.”
Nick:  “Biotoxin?”

Greg:  “You ever see the attack of the killer tomatoes? ‘Cause there’s something in the victim’s blood that looks like one of those heirlooms.”

Greg:  “You ever see the attack of the killer tomatoes? ‘Cause there’s something in the victim’s blood that looks like one of those heirlooms.”