Greg: Well, I can tell you this about him: Really low sperm count. Sample hardly had any swimmers.
Nick: That’s probably from excessive masturbation. Guy’s been outpacing his … (Warrick turns to look at Nick.) … ability to produce … (Nick looks up and notices everyone looking at him.) … sperm …
Warrick: Yeah, you’d know it, Spanky.
Nick: It’s just a hunch.
Greg: Hey, that can happen to any guy.